a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

a Craig Michael Thornton by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock 

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Athore 

One of many misspellings that was used in a now-popular review of the game Super PSTW Action RPG on Newgrounds. The original review was written by the user Axman13, but has since been deleted.

It was probably supposed to say/mean "other" instead, but because of the many typos in the review, it (among the others) was perceived by the Newgrounds-user D-Mac-Double in a more flavorful and funny taste, spawning the popular audio-clip "Dot Dot Dot", later being the basis for the even more popular flash-movie "Dot Dot Dot - Animated".

D-Mac-Double pronounces the word as "Ath-Or"

It is related to the words beacuase, esey, stranth and reley, among others, which originates from the same sources.

"The athore coments al totol lies!"

ie: "The other comments are total lies!"

Athore by studiohq October 30, 2011

athornbo 

A child, but a dangerous one. The more underscores in his name, the more powerful he is. Fear him.

This man: Who is this athornbo______ kid? (Proceeds to fucking die)

athornbo by burchase September 13, 2020

Athoritay 

The real spelling is STAFF. The way to say staff if you're an ego maniacal bat raping piccolo playing prick (alliteration!!!) If you do this. You're name is Chuckie Cheese

Do you see this shirt?! Do you see this shirt?!?!?!?!?!!? S, T, A, F, F ! Do you know what that spells?!?!?!?! Athoritay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Athoritay by Mr. Chippewwa August 23, 2006

athornbo 

A child, but a dangerous one. The more underscores in his name, the more powerful he is. Fear him.

This man: Who is this athornbo_______ kid? (Proceeds to fucking die)

athornbo by burchase September 13, 2020

athoriate

To give a fucking demand a que.

Kenny athoriates Danielle to cook him supper.

athoriate by BigJuicer October 24, 2022