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Athoritay

The real spelling is STAFF. The way to say staff if you're an ego maniacal bat raping piccolo playing prick (alliteration!!!) If you do this. You're name is Chuckie Cheese
Do you see this shirt?! Do you see this shirt?!?!?!?!?!!? S, T, A, F, F ! Do you know what that spells?!?!?!?! Athoritay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mr. Chippewwa August 23, 2006
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Authority boner

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.
by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017
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authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...
She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...
by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008
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ahorita

An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.
mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019
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respect my authoritah!

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!
by the-jerk July 22, 2007
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authoritah

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).
"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
by Dev December 9, 2003
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authoritah

it's just authority. but better. used by cartman.
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH
by bob236892 December 11, 2018
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