Athoritay 

The real spelling is STAFF. The way to say staff if you're an ego maniacal bat raping piccolo playing prick (alliteration!!!) If you do this. You're name is Chuckie Cheese

Do you see this shirt?! Do you see this shirt?!?!?!?!?!!? S, T, A, F, F ! Do you know what that spells?!?!?!?! Athoritay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Athoritay by Mr. Chippewwa August 23, 2006

Authority boner 

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth

When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

Authority boner by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017

authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...

She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...

authoritard by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

ahorita

An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.

mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*

ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019

respect my authoritah! 

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

respect my authoritah! by the-jerk July 22, 2007

authoritah 

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

authoritah by Dev December 9, 2003

authoritah 

it's just authority. but better. used by cartman.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

authoritah by bob236892 December 11, 2018