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Taking a Drive-By 

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.
I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.
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Laying a drive

Cole is laying a drive right up to that guy.
Laying a drive by stusx10 July 1, 2017

Going for a drive 

"See ya later babe, I'm going for a drive

A Skylit Drive 

n. An amazing band from Lodi, California.
Screamo/Experimental/Rock are their current genres.
Current members in the band:
Michael Jagmin, Cory La Quay, Nick Muller,
Kyle Simmons, Brian White, and Joey Wilson.
They're new album, Wires and The Concept of
Breathing comes out on May 20, 2008.
Their previous EP is She Watched the Sky.
Visit them at Myspace.com/askylitdrive.
You're missing out.
Girl#1: A skylit Drive is so amazing!
Girl#2: I know, right?
A Skylit Drive by SKRILLLLLLLEX April 12, 2008

drive a hard bargain 

to expect a lot in exchange for what you pay or do
He drives a hard bargain, but we finally made a deal.

A: I would like to offer you $100 for your soccer tickets.
B: No.
A: $125?
B: No way.
A: $150?
B: Nope.
A: You drive a hard bargain. $175?
B: I will only accept $180.

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight
For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway