I has a bucket 

A picture that is currently circulating the internet. Its origins are unknown, but it is still pretty fuckin' funny. It can be found by Googling "Walrus bucket" on images.

I has a bucket

NOO THEY BE STEALIN MY BUCKET!!!

I has a bucket by JackSmakkey April 2, 2008

Fuck it, get a bucket 

A state reached when you're so tired, hungry, and unconcerned about your own (or your families) well being that you decide a bucket of fried chicken is your best option for dinner. Generally followed by deep remorse, self-loathing, and a serious contemplation of suicide.

After working a 12 hour grocery shift, and getting shit on by the dregs of humanity (aka his customer base), John had reached the "Fuck it, get a bucket" stage.

Fuck it, get a bucket by arnie123 February 12, 2017

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs 

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

sixteen horses in a bucket 

A phrase that doesn't mean anything in particular.

Used by Tobuscus during some of his Lazy Vlogs when he is walking through a busy place in public and doesn't want people to know he is vlogging. Because he vlogs with his iPhone, he just puts it to his ear and pretends he is talking to his mom on the phone and uses the phrase.

In a similar way, while he was in college, he used the phrase Probably Monday.

Tobuscus during a Lazy Vlog:

"There are a lot of people here, shh, shhh... (Puts his phone to his ear) Hey mom? Yeah? How many? Sixteen! Sixteen horses in a bucket? Alright... alright, I got it! I got it, sixteen---in one bucket, okay."

sixteen horses in a bucket by harvesterboy June 12, 2013

hit a bucket

to take a hit of weed out of a bong or pipe that's made out of a water bottle. Originated from polish slang; Walić wiadro.

Friend 1: Hey bro, wanna go hit a bucket?
Friend 2: Oh hell yeah, I haven't smoked in a while.

hit a bucket by Make me ice cream. December 4, 2019

two tears in a bucket 

shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...

"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"

"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."

two tears in a bucket by ktied September 11, 2005