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When the best bad bich was born and it is the best cuz I was born AND that’s on PERIOD
Me im the bad bitch that was born on may 5 th thats on PERIODT
May 5 by Bad bich November 3, 2019
May 5 is national “dumb bitch day
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth

You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
May 5 by Wearecoward October 19, 2019
National kiss your crush day.
Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!
May 5 by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022
Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩
May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend
May 5 by lesbian shit May 3, 2019
National hug your bf/gf and tell them you love w
Person A “hey it’s May 5”

Person B *hugs* “ I love you
May 5 by Jzvizna May 2, 2021
National Respect a Woman Day

Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!
Jack: Woah how’d you get your girl to love you like that?
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.
May 5 by Idk.anonymous April 30, 2019