january 20th 

the day a stupid bitch was born but also the day an amazing mom was born. fuck you natalie

“bro it’s january 20th!”

“yeah it’s my moms birthday. that dumb cunt natalie was born today”

january 20th by ywcunt October 28, 2019

january 20th 

The day America will collapse in on itself.

Trump supporter: Only a few days left until January 20th!! So excited!!

Anti-Trump Supporter: AW HELL NO! I'M MOVING TO CANADA!!!

january 20th by MathWiz248 January 17, 2017

January 20th 

Birthday of THE perfect anime boyfriend, Anyone born on January 20th is amazing, hot, incredibly intelligent, and very athletic.

Wow you see name over there, yeah they were born on January 20th according to urban dictionary their hot, amazing, intelligent, and very athletic🤩

January 20th by CockSlayer3000 November 22, 2021

January 20th 

Cum drowning awareness day, we take this day to highlight the ever increasing amount of cum drowned victims that are found each day. Drowning in cum has been observed to have tons of negative effects on the human body such as death, respiratory problems, and dirty hair.

January 20th is cum drowning awareness day.

January 20th by sustenance January 20, 2021

january 20th 

the biggest bitch ever is born. stuck up, rude, and has hot friends.

damn she’s so full of herself. i bet she was born on january 20th

january 20th by puthy slayer 69 November 15, 2021

January 20th 2009 4:00 am 

The moment a beautiful goddess was born.

On January 20th 2009 4:00 am a goddess was born.

January 20th 2009 4:00 am by fdsdftghjiuhygtfrdesdrftyhujiu November 7, 2019

January 20th 

National wear your chucks day in honor of Kamala Harris becoming not only the first woman in the White House but also a woman of color.

National Wear your chucks day is January 20th in honor of Kamala Harris becoming the first woman and woman of color Vice President.

January 20th by National Wear your Chucks Day January 19, 2021