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Abe Lincoln 

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
Abe Lincoln. One of the finest presidents the US has ever had.
Abe Lincoln by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009

abe lincoln 

The 16th president of the United States. His real name is Abraham Lincoln, "Abe" is his nickname.
You really should all know who Abe Lincoln was by now...
abe lincoln by pie dude February 20, 2011

Abe Lincoln 

latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
Abe Lincoln by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

abe lincoln 

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
abe lincoln by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Abe Lincoln 

the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.
ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie
Abe Lincoln by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010

Abe Lincoln 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.
I shaved my pubes last night and decided to give Alecia an Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009