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Distance Does Wonders - when you spot a person of the opposite sex from afar that may strike your interest due to an attractive physique. However, once you move in closer to investigate, you notice the funkiness of the persons face.
It is also known as "good from afar, but far from good" or if you're in desperate need of a nut it can be a preface to a one bagger.
whoa. check her out, across the street!! she looks amazing... we'll catch her at the next light.

damn... she's D.D.W.
D.D.W. by giggah what? August 29, 2007

R.A.W.R. 

a text message reply to a marine you don't want to talk to.
Him: hey, whats up
You: R.A.W.R.
R.A.W.R. by jinx the jelly March 5, 2009

W.M.E.J. 

W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspberry which sits in the cupboard and is never often used.
Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.

Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.
"Hey man,how are you? ... Hey, whats that in the cupboard?"
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."

-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.
W.M.E.J. by Pinky and the Brain January 21, 2008

George W. Bush 

Nurse, can you change Henry's dubya?
George W. Bush by Josh K September 12, 2004

C.R.O.W. 

An acronym for cunt rag on wheels. A term used to identify a bitchy or difficult woman, particularly an older, very obnoxious female.
The woman on table 15 that sent her burger back to the kitchen is such a C.R.O.W. I can't even stand it. She has been squalkin' at me all night.
C.R.O.W. by Danny Gusto December 6, 2011
(*Your buddie thts always there to satisfy your sexual desires*)
One who you share :
1.the time your parents aren't home
2.Your lips
3.Your hips
4.Sooner or later your but hole
5. If you're really stupid or really horny, your pussy with
But still don't have that title (girlfriend)
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And you wonder why he still hasn't asked you 2 be his girl 'yet' * He told you the famous quote before he asks 4 head or pussy:: "I luv u 'baby'" you think heez all into u* !?!DNT YU?!?

THINK AGAIN
SCENARIO-

Boy- hey baby I mist u all week. Jus couldn't stop thinkin boutchu

Girl- O babez I couldn't stop thinkin boutchu either

YOU(the 'f.w.b.') - hey I thot I wuz ur 'babez'!?!

Boy- o naw hoe we jus f.w.b.

Girl- Whaaa?

Boy- friends with benefits* look it up
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& thts how u found urself here gurl

U realized tht u dnt wanna be cheap & u wanna giv yo body 2 a man tht wants u 2 be his 1 & only girl........but ur good old f.w.b. lives right down the street & that dildo just aint doin the trik anymore_next thing u no, u hopped right bak on his dick knowing tht yall will alwayz be there 4 eachother when ur horny & that bein frendz with him really duz hav its benefits*

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
-its a beautiful thing!
f.w.b by *ChiChi*=*HoRNBaLL*!?!* January 25, 2010