The Dutch Windmill 

This is a sex position requiring at least two men, and another worthy participant.

Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)

and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.

And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.

Frat Bro: "Dude, what happened to your face?"

Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"

The Dutch Windmill by Brandon DUH January 29, 2009

windmill 

While penetrating a female from behind, the arms are swung around in a circular motion. After 4 or 5 revolutions, the hands are laid forcefully on the ass cheeks, creating a loud "SMACK".

"My girl loves it when I give her the windmill."

windmill by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Windmill 

A penis that is so large that it can spin around like a windmill

A: I heard that the kings windmill is 15"
B: Its true, Ive seen it

Windmill by The King October 19, 2004

windmill punch 

When a man swings his genitalia around like a windmill and smacks it against someone or something, usually as an act of sexuality. Also referred to as a helicopter punch.

she told me she wanted me to windmill punch her in the face but I'm not really into that

windmill punch by michaelSlater January 25, 2017

reverse windmill 

ok...so like when u have some bzs in a circle and u pull out ur 30 inch cock and slap em in da face while uz havin a fatty orgasm and itz like BAHHHHH
NOTE: MUST BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE

so i waz like I HAD DEEZ 7 BZs rite? and den like i went and dey all suked my fatty 30 inch cock nay mene? and den like on da last bitch rite be4 i was finna bust a nut on dem BZs i pulled my cock out the bitches mouth and gave em all a fatty reverse windmill neymene?

reverse windmill by dr.professer. skeets-a-lot March 1, 2009

Rusty windmill 

A windmill that's rusty

Wow, look at that rusty windmill

Rusty windmill by Gaybe trinsin August 15, 2017

Turkish Windmill 

A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.

Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...

Turkish Windmill by cottage.cheese.mayo September 29, 2019