Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

Spider-Man a Bathroom by Pteropus December 14, 2023

Spider-Man Pop 1223 

my awesome fuckin pop

hey did you see the spider-man pop 1223
yea that's fuckin awesome

Spider-Man Pop 1223 by sigma skibidi rizzla July 23, 2024

Spider-man Lottery 

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

Spider-man Lottery by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

Spider Man Technique 

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏

“Give me the Spider Man Technique later.”

Spider Man Technique by Fast Spider May 31, 2024

Spider-Man - Multiverse

When a woman grabs cum out on f her vagina and yells “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!”

As she was showering after coatis she yelled, “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!!”

Spider-Man - Multiverse by KABDUBS January 8, 2025

Spider-man challenge 

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge

1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?

Spider-man challenge by Ushyaaawas January 8, 2025

Spider man walk

When a girl with cum on her face walks in a public space

That girl did a spider man walk on the first week of school

Spider man walk by Matpall February 3, 2026