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Dinner theatre 

A cluster fuck of compromises and half-measures.
"Moving all the way across country and ending up in Hoboken is so dinner theatre." (Also, "Staten Island")

"Windows Vista is dinner theatre."
Dinner theatre by theatrewithanRE February 16, 2012

Globe Theatre 

*The rebuilt one to be specific.*

A disgrace to William Shakespeare himself and the theatre realm as a whole. This "theatre" desecrated Sainte Jehanne la Pucelle (Saint Joan the Maid)

of France with their play "I, Joan", and puts unnecessary trigger warnings and suicide helplines to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, a play known for the damn suicides.

Like dear, imagine being traumatized by this production of Shakespeare's R and J... It's just like Romeo+Juliet by Luhrmann with guns, blackwashed Romeo and Giulietta and stuff. Hungary's Rómeó és Júlia for example is literally far more deranged in all aspects, but they offer no trigger warnings, and it's not even a Shakespeare play. It's a musical. This " Globe Theatre" is absolutely ridiculous.
Woke theatre kid: Joan of Arc is non-binary! I know it all along!
Sane theater lover: Did you go to the Globe Theatre?
Woke theatre kid: Yes! I even watched their Romeo and Juliet! Love it because the couple are represented by blacks! Yay diversity! Also, they offer trigger warnings and helplines too. They're so generous for my gentle mind.
Sane theatre lover: If you think St. Joan is non-binary, then I would recommend you to read the REAL story of her. She's a woman, not non-binary. Also, do you think their R and J is so deranged, it needs the nonsense helplines and TWs?
Woke theatre kid: *drools* Yes! Its bloody, which can upset some people.
Sane theatre lover: *smirks* Try to watch the musical Rómeó és Júlia and come back to me a day later.

A day later...

Sane theatre lover: Hey, how's the musical?
Woke theatre kid: *suicide scene flashbacks*

The Hikikomori Imagination Theatre 

A graphic novel about a band, The Hikikomori Imagination Theatre in a post-apocalyptic world.

Kind of in the style of The Umbrella Academy, except for the characters are hikikomori.
The Hikikomori Imagination Theatre" is my favourite graphic novel of all time!

Bitter Women's Theatre 

N: A place where one watches crappy rom-coms with the sole purpose of mockery.

V: The act of mocking a terrible rom-com with friends.

Motto: Just because one possessed a vagina, does not mean she is programed to like shitty movies.
We are holding Bitter Women's Theatre tonight. Should we watch 'Glitter' or 'Crossroads'?

el dorado musical theatre 

a group of spoiled, rich, white kids who can't handle real life so they use fake personas on a stage for $500 a show but most end up in the ensemble anyways
"wow look at that girl. she must be with el dorado musical theatre (edmt)"

Ian Macleod Theatre School 

The best dance school you will ever go to. Ian Macleod Theatre School is almost like a second family to anyone who joins. Also Scott , Abby , Josh , Cheryl & Mhari go to it so it’s obviously gonna be pretty awesome
Girl: Omg she is such a good dancer
Boy: Yeah it’s because she goes to Ian Macleod Theatre School