Simon 

He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.

" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"

Simon by Ushouldnotknowmyname January 6, 2017

Simon 

The most irritating person on earth who you consistently want killed

God that guy is so annoying!

He is such a Simon

Simon by vcgtfcdgfg February 5, 2017

Simon 

A person who leaves a organization to play for a better team

Someone who chases letters

Someone who wants to add letter

Simon left the saints a team to play for the blues aa team
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one

Simon by BoshaBenders June 19, 2017

Simon 

Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.

Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!

Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!

Simon by Wet Willy October 27, 2017

Simon 

Slm0n h@s BlGger Pee Pee than aliza

#Fuckaliza # freeshrumurda Simon is big boy

Simon by Semon the great June 9, 2018

simon 

A company that makes bad quality toys.

Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?

simon by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018

Simon 

2 WORDS... BIG DICK

Hi, you seem like a Simon by the size it is

Simon by Your cousin, dickhead a.k.a ri August 10, 2018