Mustang 5.0 

Mustang GT's and some LX's manufactured between 1979 and 1993 that were equipped with the 5.0 litre V8 engine. (Mustang GT's manufactured between 1994 and 1995 were also equipped with the 5.0 litre V8 but are a different body style and normally not referred to as Mustang 5.0's by enthusiasts). Typically, Mustang 5.0's are driven by overzealous teenagers and douchebags. Most people perform all the same modifications to these cars, which has resulted in tens of thousands of Mustang's that all look, perform and sound exactly alike. However, each Mustang 5.0 owner firmly believes his or her car is superior to any other vehicle on the road and will try to race anyone that proceeds from an intersection faster than them, even if it's an old lady driving a Buick Roadmaster stationwagon. More often than not, an aftermarket Flowmaster exhaust has been installed on these cars. On Friday and Saturday nights, Mustang 5.0's can be heard cruising around town constantly in second or third gear, which causes the Flowmaster mufflers to amplify the distinct hollow rumbling sound that is characteristic of the 5.0 litre V8. The touch hole that's driving does this so that everyone knows he or she is driving a Mustang 5.0. If you look at a Mustang 5.0 as it approaches, the driver will probably bark the throttle a couple times and accelerate as they pass.

Justin: Hey Chad, heard your father bought you a Mustang 5.0, any mods?
Chad: Pony rims, 4 inch cowl induction hood, racing stripes, Cobra intake, E cam, Flowmasters. What about your 5.0? Did you do anything to it this winter?
Justin: Hells yea bitch, my shit's the ballin' tits outrageous. I got Pony rims, 4 inch cowl, racing stripes, Cobra intake, E cam, and Flowmasters.
Chad: We are so original! Let's go cruise around in second gear and rev our engines at girls that couldn't tell the difference between a Mustang and a fucking Toyota Camry.
Justin: Sick nasty!

Mustang 5.0 by Lenny426 April 21, 2008

mustang king cobra 

a variant of the mustang 2 series that was built with a sexy body but had a pitiful 5.o engine that produced a shameful 139 horsepower.

when ever i see a mustang king cobra i shake my head in disgust and say a prayer for the designer of the car.

mustang king cobra by laspina jr September 8, 2005

Mustang Sally 

A sexual act that must be performed on the hood of a car. It does not require an actual Ford Mustang. To pull off the Mustang Sally a girl must be fully naked, laid out tits flat on the hood. Her legs remain able to touch the ground, and may stand herself up. A guy must fuck her doggy style in either the vagina or asshole. The final touch to the "Sally" is to pull out before ejaculation and cum on the hood beside her face. You then get behind her, grab her hair at the back of her head, and slam her face into the pool of resting semen.

"Dude, me and my girl were in my car and I decided to give her the mustang sally."
Friend- "Did she get pissed?"
"Yeah, ...I don't think I'll be seeing her again."

Mustang Sally by Safe Sex August 14, 2009

Mustang Cocktail

The act of throwing a full or partially filled drink at a mustang.

He gave the man a mustang cocktail as he drove by.

Mustang Cocktail by Mustangh8er October 2, 2010

Mustang Driver 

This person is typically an idiot, and thinks that the ricer mentality applies only to those who drive japanese cars. In the younger stages, they often come into mustang ownership by way of their parent, and is almost always in a v6 configuration. Older mustang drivers liberally throw around the word "Muscle" car, completely ignorant to the Gran Torino, which was faster. Commonly, mustang drivers enjoy talking about their time slips from the last time they went to the track, which was 10 years ago. Mustang drivers also forget that an engine typically loses horsepower over time and with mileage. A great irony lies in the fact that mustang drivers talk about rebuilding their engines, when in reality it is a man named "Jed" at an auto shop rebuilding it, save for in older mustangs. I have found that mustang and camaro drivers are the same person, the only difference being the car their parents bought them when they were in high school, and, both are extremely proud of the fact that a 5 liter v8 has more power than a I4. Mustang owners also brag about their affinity for fixing cars, but are unlikely to do anything outside general maintenance. The only mustang driver worth his merit drives either a '70 429, or an '03 terminator.

Common mustang driver quotes:
"My parents bought me this new mustang for my birthday, and it can totally kick some civic's ass"

"My v6 mustang lost to a K-swapped civic, I better go home and make up shit about ricers on the forums"

"I can replace my sparkplugs, lets see a BMW driver do that"

"If I use this superchip I can get up to 200 more horsepower, which means I can kick that civic's ass without spending more than 400$"

Mustang Driver by John ode December 5, 2012

Mustang Ranch 

The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.

Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!

"JESSE VENTURA HAD SEX HERE!"

Mustang Ranch by David Barnes March 28, 2004

Mustang And Sally 

When two crackheads come into a bed and find their happy place.

Are we gonna be Mustang and Sally t'night?

Mustang And Sally by ExoDoesYT October 22, 2016