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Crazy Julio 

The act of pouring hot pepper juice on ones penis before inserting into the vagina during a doggy style love making session, then, during the act, screaming obscenities in Spanish while punching each butt cheek with your fists in a flailing motion.
I gave Sally a Crazy Julio last night and now she wants me to marry her!
Crazy Julio by Lil Pleat November 12, 2007

Dab julio 

A dab Julio is when you inhale a dab of marijuana wax concentrate, and don't exhale until after you have a shot of don Julio tequila. This leads to a very strong and clean high.
Jack and I did a Dab Julio to celebrate the closing. It was exhilarating.
Dab julio by Bowl Nidre October 3, 2017

Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez

Name of the bellboy character in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.
I wasn't named Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez for nothing!

sneaky julio 

When you are sleeping and then wake up to find a dick in your mouth.
I was peacefully sleeping and then woke up to my husband giving me a sneaky Julio.

to do a julio 

To be so eager to win a pizza buffet bet against a girl, that you eat until it is physically impossible to chew any more and vomit the contents of your stomach onto the table- in the restaurant. And then demand a rematch.
"dude, no! ooh GAHD! Just try not to do a Julio, ok?....oh that is grim, you totally projectiled across the table"
"yeah, it kinda looks like stroganoff"
to do a julio by KaylitaW November 21, 2011

Don julio 

3 fingers in the the stink with none in the pink double safety.
I got Don Julio’d last night! So you had too much tequila? No! I got 3 in the stink but he used a double safety. Lol
Don julio by TyroneChilifoot May 31, 2021