Godzilla Grundle 

Godzilla Grundle is usually the place between the thighs and on the crotch area of any SHMonsterArts or NECA Godzilla figure. Term was (I think) originally used by JobbytheHong, popular figure reviewer.

Jobby: *Spreads Godzilla's legs* “Beautiful spread, Good ol Godzilla Grundle.”

Godzilla Grundle by AltonFBF January 18, 2024

Godzilla Grundle 

The pelvic region of any S.H Monsterarts Godzilla figure, originally used by JobbytheHong.

Jobby: *spreads Godzilla’s legs* Beautiful spread, good ol’ Godzilla Grundle.

Godzilla Grundle by AltonFBF March 9, 2024

Godzilla Theory 

When you lower your expectations so low that whatever happens can't be any worse.

The year was 1998, Godzilla hit cinemas with record low ratings. I asked all my mates to come with me with no luck. Everyone Talked shit about the movie that I went in thinking it was going to be the worst movie of all time. Came out thinking, hey that was alright.... Godzilla Theory was born. Lower your expectations and whatever it is will be good.

Godzilla Theory by Euky June 21, 2024

Godzilla Dick 

The use of forced perspective to make your penis look big. Usually using tight shots of penetration. Using the techniques often employed by Japanese monster movie, Godzilla. Having an actor in a lizard suit and scale models of buildings. Much like a lot of women adult actors are short creating the sense that the man is impressive.

May: The General Manager has Godzilla Dick.

Robin N: He has a huge dick?
May: No, he has a relatively small dick, but I’m so petite that it looks more impressive.

Godzilla Dick by Mikey_Ruben March 21, 2025

Godzilla Dick 

Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having

forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with

the petite actress.

Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.

Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club

Godzilla Dick by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025

Godzilla Rapefest

When you contemplate rape while watching a Godzilla movie because you are drunk and horny, so the only rationale recourse is to make up stupid shit on Urban Dictionary to get more drunk and vent about your trauma and hurtness that you inflict upon other people indiscriminately.

Today I did the Godzilla Rapefest on Urban Dictionary.

FYI, I’m a a rapist from Texas. Fuck those Mexicans!

Godzilla Rapefest by Bad C dev December 22, 2025

King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.

King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

King Kong vs. Godzilla by Godzilla himself March 27, 2010