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Buffalo bookmark 

wiping feces on the page of a book
Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.
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Books are amazing things that were forgotten after the internet came along. Some still enjoy reading, others groan whenever someone tells them to read. They would rather wait for the movie to come out. Books ARE movies. They transport you to amazing worlds, they let your imagination run free. Not all books are interesting,but the ones that are...Amazing.
Zac Effron: You have one a contest and can go one one date with me!

*girl turns page of books*
Zac: Hello?

*Teenage girl gasps*
Zac: NOW she sees me!

Teenage girl: He's dead!

Zac:What?

Teenage girl: Newt is dead!
Books by downbythelake April 6, 2013

booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.
Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

Crappy Bookmark 

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!
Portable sanctuaries.
Books can provide such wonderful escapes. They are like your own little sanctuary and you have a wide choice to lose yourself in. :)
Books by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

Off the Booklist 

Legitimate (legit) or real. Opposite of fake.
That man is straight off the booklist!

I wouldn't joke about this. It's off the booklist.
Off the Booklist by CrashCore December 7, 2009