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Serbian Pumpersnickel 

A Serbian pumpersnickel is a sexual technique that originated in of course Serbia. It is performed through the female allowing her vagina to be chewed by the male until blood is drawn, which he then uses as lubricant to retrieve a cashew nut from the anus of the female using only his penis.
Last night me and my girlfriend gave the Serbian pumpersnickel a try
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Serbian Pacifist 

Someone who only fights others on a national basis
John is the biggest serbian pacifist in Britain! He beat up 10 French people in the last week!
Serbian Pacifist by Alekslav123 August 23, 2021

Serbian Sauna 

The only non-gay way to jerk off another man: you have your hand on your dick, and another man shakes your arm up and down
"Dude, the craziest thing ever happened to me! I was on an airplane and I had my hand on my dick, and this guy reached over and yanked my arm up and down! Is that gay?"

"Nah, man, that's just a Serbian Sauna."
Serbian Sauna by Mr. Serb December 7, 2021

Serbian Jackhammer 

Shari had COVID and was complaining about her sore throat so Darko got out his salami stick and gave her a Serbian jackhammer 🤣

Serbian Snake Fight 

When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.
e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!

Serbian Super Soaker 

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The act of 4 men, in totality, creaming a large crowd of self-proclaimed intellectuals in the presence of unskilled laborers.
By customer request, the team of subject matter experts gave them the Serbian super soaker every day for three weeks.

Serbian ASS Massage 

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.