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Airplane moded 

When you put your phone on airplane mode while on a call with someone so you can claim that you lost your connection when really you just didn’t wanna talk to them.
Jordan : Mike must have some serious bad cell service. Our call just dropped

Matt : no he just airplane moded you
Airplane moded by Cam Trent May 13, 2024

Airplane penis

a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area
G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis

Airplane Shooting towards the sky 

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.
“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”

Airplane Psychosis 

a condition where a person enters a plane and enteres a strange "psychotic state".

this may lead to various issues such as:

- irattic/uncontrolable movements

- violent outbursts such as yelling, screaming, use of slurs

- physical violence

- entitlement

causes of this condition are currently unknown, but some common theories include:

- Depression

- Drugs

- Being Rich/Famous

- Brainrot

- Karen Syndrome

- Burger King Crown
"dude this guy was freaking tf out on my flight earlier. craziest case of airplane psychosis i've ever seen"

Airplane Oxygen 

A cryptid with 3 tongues, 1 eye, and super speed.
CHELSEA HELP. AIRPLANE OXYGEN ESCAPED!!

airplane mode FOMO 

Similar to "flight mode FOMO", this term refers to the ability to abstain from watching YouTube during flights as you must put your smartphone (and tablet) on airplane mode whilst still being unable to abstain from watching YouTube outside flights.
Every time I board a plane, I experience serious airplane mode FOMO, knowing I can't watch my favorite YouTube videos while still scrolling through my playlist for hours after landing.