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baseball bat betty 

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.
Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.
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Baked-Over

Similar to hung-over, the shitty feeling one gets the day after smoking copious amounts of marijuana.
I was going to get up and go to class today, but I was far too baked-over to function.
Baked-Over by JHUUrban April 22, 2010

Baseball-gloving 

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.
Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?
Baseball-gloving by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010

babed up 

When an already very attractive female female puts in extra effort to make herself even more attractive or a "babe."
You're at a wedding and see a bridesmaid who you've been longtime friends with. You've always thought she was very attractive and numerous friends have agreed with this opinion, solidifying her attractiveness in the eyes of men. At this wedding she has gotten her hair and makeup done professionally, furiously worked out for the big day, and the bridesmaids dress surprisingly didn't ruin all of her effort. She babed up. All of this has made this typically "very attractive" female a complete and utter babe, hottie, smokeshow, etc. This could also be defined as a female who may be rated a 7 or 8 being transformed into a 9 or 10.
babed up by ryan3984 May 22, 2011

Fat Baked 

Getting super loaded and eating until u feel sick and bloated. Victim may appear white baked with 3 inches of belly protruding from shirt, followed by pants unbuttoned and zipper partially down.
Man I got so "fat baked" last night that I pooped 3 times before it was even noon today.
Fat Baked by Joey Chris March 29, 2010

White Baked 

Smoked more than you needed, resulting in a pale weak, nauseous appearance.
"You okay man?! That last hit got you looking "white baked"."
White Baked by Joey Chris March 29, 2010

100th base 

When you stick your dick up some dead persons nose
"Dude last night I totally got to 100th base"- you
"I am calling the police"- Obama
100th base by Khaosko June 2, 2015