The Ruda Tuba 

The Ruda Tuba - (rooda toobe a)

After fucking a chicks yatch hard (preferrably in the doggy position), you proceed to flip her on her back, grab her by the ankles, bend her knees to her chest, and make her queef. Repeat this maneuver by pumping her legs as if you were playing a tuba. "Ruda" is short for Rudimentary.

After I gave her a good old fashioned holiday rogering, I wailed on the ruda tuba.

The Ruda Tuba by That Foo Max August 22, 2009

Steaming Tuba 

A girl sucking on a cock with hands around butt cheeks when the guy farts.

The other night I gave the old lady a steaming tuba.

Steaming Tuba by C-Adamz January 11, 2007

It's a tuba thang, shorty 

Something someone doesn't need to worry about.

Comes from the movie 'Drumline' with Nick Cannon when Jason asks Charles what's up with his socks.

Kay: *giggle giggle giggle*

Miranda: What are you laughing about?

Kay: Don't worry 'bout it. It's a tuba thang, shorty.

It's a tuba thang, shorty by Kekeizhere March 11, 2010

sassy tuba

sassy tuba can be defined as sucking a shit covered penis whilst reaching around and fisting the asshole of the recipient.

oh my i got so drunk last night and gave a stranger a sassy tuba.

sassy tuba by filthymcnasty August 20, 2012

Blue Tuba 

When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.

Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.

Blue Tuba by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023

rusty tuba 

Much like a rusty trumpet, only with a much larger partner.

Yeah, your mom had a great time when I gave her the rusty tuba.

rusty tuba by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005

contrabass tuba 

A tuba designed for marching that resembles a concert tuba in shape but is carried on the left shoulder. They usually weigh between 35 and 55 pounds.

The visual advantage for such a tuba on the field is that it can be held in carry (held vertically in front of the person) and in various other positions.

They are called Contras for short.

See the pic above.

Contras are the most badass instruments ever.

contrabass tuba by corpsfreak April 26, 2005