Sacramento Kings 

People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.

The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.

Sacramento Kings by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Sacramento Handshake 

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.

Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.

Sacramento Handshake by Drater004 July 13, 2024

Sacramento Scrambler 

The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.

I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?

Sacramento Scrambler by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 21, 2025

Sacramento, sacraUmento, sacramentO 

Sacramento, sacraUmento, sacramentO

Sacramento, sacraUmento, sacramentO

Sacramento, sacraUmento, sacramentO by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Sacramento Slammer 

Standing up in bed with your significant others genitalia inside yours or vice versa, and the body slamming them like prime WWE.

“I gave my girl a Sacramento slammer.”

Sacramento Slammer by Catbereee May 1, 2025

Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

Sacramento Hip Job by JoeFotch June 13, 2025

Sacramento Satchel

The act of shoving your to go food up your ass instead of asking for a to go box. Instead, farting out little bites of food for the rest of the day.

“Hey man I’m pretty full, do you wanna get to go boxes?”

“Nah dude, I’m gonna take all my to go food in my Sacramento satchel”

Sacramento Satchel by BabyT5555555 January 3, 2026