blonde date 

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.

Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.

blonde date by Otto Parts June 6, 2010

Blonde Dyke 

The thing that Kanye West would give anything for.

"Heard they do anything for a klondike. Well I do anything for a blonde dyke."

Blonde Dyke by doowopbadapadoobop February 5, 2009

blonde-dyke 

A slang term meaning 'white lesbian'. Possibly re-appropriated to mean "assertiveness" and "toughness".

"Hey Chad, wanna go to the frat house and hit up some blonde-dykes?"

"No thanks, Sterling, I'd rather eat a klondike."

blonde-dyke by offthewhim December 11, 2007

Blonde attack

when a blonde has a laughing attack, laughs at basically anything, and starts rolling on the floor laughing her brain out, blonde attacks are contagious and also effect brunettes, but not as strong.

Person 1: Ur having a BLONDE ATTACK! HAHA

blonde person: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Blonde attack by moveitfool July 18, 2009

blonde bombshell 

A supa-sexy blonde (usually female)

Elisha Cuthbert is just one of the new and upcoming blonde bombshells in Hollywood.

blonde bombshell by Coral Capettini August 12, 2004

blonde goddess 

A beautiful man that goes to our school near you

Person 1: Omg, there he is

Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess

Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"

blonde goddess by Thus is a closeted homosexual May 18, 2018

Blonde Rocket 

A sophisticated but unbelievable attractive blonde girl with the sex appeal of Margot Robbie.

Oh Jawad — she’s a blonde rocket!

Blonde Rocket by blondelover69 June 30, 2022