Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

Tallahassee Newberry by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

Tallahassee Newberry by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

Tallahassee Swamp Footer 

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.

I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.

Tallahassee Swamp Footer by N1T3AL November 29, 2020

Tallahassee Torchlighter 

Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.

Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .

Tallahassee Torchlighter by BucketYT June 28, 2021

Tallahassee Goodbye

Mooning your friend as they drive away. Best done with multiple butts.

Everyone at the party was drunk when I drove off, so they gave me the Tallahassee Goodbye.

Tallahassee Goodbye by maG1Cm0nk3Y November 5, 2021

Tallahassee lemonade 

Tallahassee lemonade

Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight

Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change

Tallahassee lemonade by The real bagman November 21, 2021

Tallahassee Turkey Call 

When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.

After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.

Tallahassee Turkey Call by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022