An insufferable douche-nozzle, formerly of the Chicago cubs, now on the new York Mets of the MLB.

Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.

"hey man did you hear about javier Baez"

Javier Baez by Ihatejavierbaez August 7, 2021

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Javier and Jade

Two very wonderful people who obviously are meant for each other based on their wonderful-ness. A madly in love couple.

Wow that couple is so happy, they MUST be Javier and Jade

Javier and Jade by thegeorgeguru September 13, 2009

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Javier Garcia

Sexiest man alive. Has green/hazel eyes and is the smartest person in the whole universe. Is the best at everything he does and is the best man who ever lived.

wow!! I wish I was a Javier Garcia

Javier Garcia by yenfyefiejbgr May 2, 2018

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javier calderon

An amazingly hot person
ex: a Javier Calderon can get anything they want if they try hard especially women

My freind Javier Calderon got the hottest girl yesterday he also got a job working at epic games

javier calderon by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit November 13, 2018

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