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Asexual kakegurui fans

We just like the storyline and violence. The watching lesbians getting turned on by uno is fuckin weird
Person 1: “your a kakegurui fan? You must be so fuckin horny all the time, me too!”
Person 2: “sorry, I only talk to asexual kakegurui fans”

Asexual Stoner

A male who smokes a lot of weed and shows little to no interest in girls. Some are known to seek random hookups during the summer, but no real relationships.
Joe: Yo dude have u ever seen that kid Dan do anything besides smoke weed, like get some pussy or something?
Guy: Nah bro-seph and the technicolor dreamcoat, hes an asexual stoner.
Asexual Stoner by geenden69 January 30, 2010

asexual panromantic

the sexuality of someone who has the potential to fall in love with everyone but is dtf with no one
Person One: hey babe you wanna fr*ck
Person Two: nah bro im asexual panromantic

asexual af

Asexual- without sexual feeling or association. Also called being ace.
AF- acronym for as fuck
I'm asexual af.
asexual af by Codsley October 8, 2017

asexual simulation 

The highest peak of sexual arousal with out have an orgasm.
Only high level tantra practitioners can reach asexual simulation.
asexual simulation by stargate20 November 28, 2016

Asexual whore

Asexual whore is a person that doesn't find anyone else attractive except that one person like they want to fuck with them they want them to be there first kiss they technically love them and never want to leave them.
I loveee ari hes so fine and hot and has a loving personality i don't like anyone else but him.

Bestie you're being a asexual whore
Asexual whore by Ms.crybaby killer January 20, 2023