The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.

"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."

Alabama by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021

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Alabama

the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister

me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister

Alabama by ur mom gayyy August 14, 2021

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Alabama

The place where you can frock you family :)

Person1: ferb I know what we’re going to do today

Person2: frock our family in Alabama

Person1: no.. ferb did you eat the sugar on the table

Alabama by Snakes love rats :) November 23, 2021

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