1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit 3: The World Cup 4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse 2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!
A Smethwick Shithouse is a classic breakfast cocktail which consists of half a pint of cheap Brexity Larger (Carling is ideal), mixed with half a pint of blue WKD, served in a pint glass with a cocktail umbrella and a sense of sadness . Ratios can be adjusted to taste.
The Beverage was initially invented in March 2018 by a 2 families from the Birmingham area in a bar in north wales.