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the dirty turban 

I advise only the dirty people try this...but its when you have anal sex with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the jizz as an adhesive.

urban turban

a term used when a turban sighting is noticed in an environment where it is not normally seen, used to signal others so that they can notice as well. The urban turban is most effective when the juxtaposition of the east and west is most apparent.
urban turban examples - Doctor wearing turban, business suit and briefcase turban, swimming coach turban, woman turban, quicksilver surfer turban, in-line skater turban, old navy turban, Santa turban,
Jesus turban, biker turban, etc.
urban turban by pakimastani September 15, 2010

Fur Turban 

When a person inserts his or her head into an unshaven vagina and wears it like a hat. This then becomes a fur turban.
1. Edgar made Jane into a fur turban.
2. "Did you see that dude in that video with his head in her snatch? He was totally wearing a fur turban."
Fur Turban by Hoodo July 20, 2008

Dirty Turban 

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.
Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.
Dirty Turban by kcote January 2, 2009

urban turban

A wooly type hat with a peak. Can be worn either forwards, backwards or, more popularly, to the side. Worn in the urban jungle by all cultures
Check out the urban turban on him, he looks so cool
urban turban by JayFive April 18, 2006

Curry Turban 

When in the process of sexual intercourse, an indian man defecates on your head in a swirling pattern
Kishan was having the sex and gave his partner a curry turban
Curry Turban by thewinningsheen November 6, 2011