maximum basic

Someone who is basic to the extreme

Maximum basic

by MIA78 January 13, 2018

Maximum zootation

To be zooted to maximum proportions

Me and the neegs got to maximum zootation this weekend

by Lil cris llc October 22, 2018

maximum relic

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance

What's up maximum relic

by rzp1 March 15, 2019

Maximum haverdad

His head may be cold but he'll still hear you redline the gator from a mile away.

Did you see maximum haverdad? He looks fucking autistic

by goteem.56 February 14, 2019

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022