Bat Hook 

The act of placing velcro on one's penis and having sex with the intention of getting caught on her pubic hair on the way out. Much in the same way batman's grappling hook works.

Matt- dude i tried to do the bat hook with janice today

Joe- sweet man what happened?

Matt- worked like a charm i coulda repelled down that shit.

Bat Hook by chocolatefiredragon March 13, 2011

bat whacking 

When a guy beats off hanging upside down like a bat.

I can't believe you walked in on tony bat whacking

bat whacking by Hayparty August 21, 2014

Bat Country

A mental state entered under the influence of hallucinogenics.

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Bat Country by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

Bat Credit Card 

Reference made by the Nostalgia Critic when reviewing the Batman and Robin movie when Batman pulled out a credit card with the Batman symbol on it. The mere mention of the Bat Credit card will get the Nostalgia Critic to go into a rage while shooting a pistol randomly.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL YA!! *bang bang bang bang*

Bat Credit Card by TheAngelResc October 19, 2010

bat rag 

A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.

Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.

bat rag by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016

Bat AIDS 

The scientific name for COVID-19, AKA Coronavirus.

Origin: first human to contract this virus obtained it by eating a bat(a la Ozzy Osborne)

Damn bro, he got that beer virus! What's it called again? Bat AIDS!

Bat AIDS by BatAIDS_STL March 18, 2020

Bat Cave 

When you're fucking a girl Doggy style and you flash light to distract her and the you say "TO THE BATCAVE." and slam it in her ass.

I am going to Bat cave my girl Tonight.

Bat Cave by MeatKid December 28, 2014