asexual vanilla 

a friend (more often than not, your BEST friend) of the same sex that is there for you in good times and in bad, who celebrates your triumphs and comforts your sorrows, who is so unbelievably bad ass that there is just no other way to describe them other than ASEXUAL VANILLA

Thanks for all your support and encouragement - you're totally my asexual vanilla.

asexual vanilla by Ash-Holio May 9, 2011

Asexual Lesbian 

A woman who does not experience sexual attraction to anybody, but experiences romantic (and other forms) of attarction to woman. They might marry a woman.

I identify as an asexual lesbian.

Asexual Lesbian by paranoidpotato January 28, 2022

Asexual People 

Asexuals, in short, are gods.

Person 1: I'm Asexual, so I don't have attraction to anyone really.
Person 2: Everyone is attracted to other people, it's what makes us human! Asexual people don't exist, you just haven't found the right person yet!
Person 1: I guess I'm a god then.
It's tough to be a god starts playing

Asexual People by Vanta_ March 9, 2021

asexual reproduction 

often confused with autosexual reproduction
in asexual reproduction only one organism, which is neither male nor feamale, is involved. the organism reproduces either by
1. fission, litterally spliting itself in half to create two organisms. (imagine having yourself ripped in half, and then each half growing back the half it is missing)
or
2. budding, where the new organism starts of as a growth on the side of the original organism. (like having a little man grow out of you're ass cheek, a little man that is exactly like you)

Yeast cells use asexual reproduction. (specifically the second form, budding)

Single celled organisms often use asexual reproduction (fission).

asexual reproduction by astrocom January 3, 2005

asexual romantic 

basically a relationship with no sexual attraction, like a friendship but with all the couple-y stuff

sometimes i feel like Luke may be asexual romantic

asexual romantic by G.R.A.C.E May 23, 2016

Asexual rights! 

Asexual rights! is a way of bringing awareness to Asexuals and say screw you
To the LGTBQ community (not to be mistaken for LGBTQ people who are really kind) which treats people who identify as attack helicopters like gods but treat asexuals like trash

Person1: so I got kicked out of the LGBTQ community for being Asexual so I am going to sue them for discrimination

Person2: Asexual rights!

Asexual rights! by Waterhose November 29, 2020

Asexual Predator 

Someone who, unlike a sexual predator, is asexual and kidnaps kids for non-sexual reasons, like making food.

I went to the free kandy van because i was horny and wanted to get fucked.
Unfortunatley, it wan Not a sexual predator in there, But an Asexual predator, and now i have to make Garlic Bread for Him.

Asexual Predator by Jaiden Animations June 27, 2022