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Sunshine Academy

The place where they send the mentally handicapped so that normal people can live out their normal lives. A normal student at the sunshine academy could expect to either finger paint all day, or fart in a bathtub and laugh their ass off.
I sent my son to the sunshine academy so I could bang my wife the other day
Sunshine Academy by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011

Peoria Academy 

Peoria Academy is an independent, secular, non-profit, private school located in Peoria, Illinois. It is seen as rich (tuition in total equals about $10,000, the most in the Central Illinois Area), elitist, and somewhat snobby (which all of these are partly true), but parents, students, and administrators believe that it is a perfect dreamland where society ceases to have problems. PA also has amazing test scores: the average Peoria Academy student tests about 2 to 3 grades above the public school average. This can be seen as being taught to students, but also may be because of the higher standard that students are put under: most students have parent(s) that are doctors, physchologists, lawyers, or dentists. This school is for the richest people that Peoria has to offer.
Person 1: Hey. Where's that kid over there go?
Person 2: Oh. Him? He goes to Peoria Academy.

Person 1: Oh yeahh! Let me guess. his dad works at Caterpillar or his mother's a doctor.

PA Student: eew! Why are those public school scum conversing about me?
Peoria Academy by 12121212131 October 12, 2014

inspiration academy 

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to a low life black neighborhood in Bradenton. The tennis there is excellent but the baseball program is a joke. Good luck trying to play professional baseball. The hobby and culture of this school is hazing. If hazing was a sport, it would be there best sport to offer in the school.
Jimmy: I just hazed someone in the bathroom

Tommy: was it as good as Inspiration Academy hazing
inspiration academy by Chip July 23, 2017

inspiration academy 

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to an all black neighborhood in Bradenton, Florida. They are internationally known for their perfection in the art of hazing. Since their baseball program sucks, hazing is their best sport to offer.
Bob ( Minnesota) : I just hazed someone in the bathroom hahaha.

Fred: Was it better than the Inspiration Academy hazing?
inspiration academy by Chip July 24, 2017

northwest academy 

a "therapeutic boarding school" scam in north idaho where no therapy is actually done and all kids do is sit around and talk about drugs all day! A place where parents send their kids if they smoke weed or don't meet up to social norms. Great place. 10/10
"yo dude my friend got sent to northwest academy the other day."
"damn son we gotta light up a blunt for that nig"
northwest academy by devastedj2547 November 27, 2017

oasis academy longcross 

A place with high teachers that try to fucking tech kids how to do quick
Jack:do you want to go to oasis academy longcross
Kian:fuck of I will get high if see the teacher as she walks past me