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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum 

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.
On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

Come on to fuck

An expression of disdain over the shrinking of one's wool jumper.
"Come on to fuck Emma, you shrunk my jumper again!"
Come on to fuck by rizzyo December 21, 2008

come home to you 

When your man is out with a side bitch and comes home to you (the main bitch)
I'll come home to you after I visit Katie.

can I come over to see your puppy 

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.
Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?

Can the Jews come out to play 

Be my friend, be my friend, be my friend ... very