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University of South Carolina 

Everything Clemson isn't, better than Georgia, a Southerner's dream and a Northerner's wish, Florida's worst nightmare, Gamecock Pride, The Garnet and Black, Five Points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.
The University of South Carolina totally kicks Clemson's ass.
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Columbia, South Carolina 

The trashiest Capitol "city" (more like an expansive, trashy town) in the United States of America. Home to almost as many homeless drunks as streetlights, this "gem" of the "south" houses an ever-increasing number of ghetto, uneducated, section-8-milking morons. While the "city" does have a (very) few nice neighborhoods, the majority is crap. Most people seem to be more concerned with how their car looks or sounds than the fact that they serve chicken over a counter for a living while attempting to support their many, many offspring. The laziness of the people is demonstrated by the endless tax services willing to rip people off of their tax returns, because they're either too lazy or legitimately too slow to comprehend how to file their own taxes. Cashiers are unable to split $10 cash-back into smaller bills without precise direction because they simply cannot do that math. Columbia embodies the fact that South Carolina has the worst public school system in the country. Any "southern drawl" is just a lazy term for how unbelievably lazy the people are. Any sort of customer service will make you want to burn the company to the ground, and if you can understand half of the dialecting that the majority of the population adapts, you'll be lucky that you were able to get directions from someone to the person that can point you to the person that might know where the manager of the Walmart that you're standing in is, so that they can point you towards the item you're looking for.
Steve: Why don't any big events or tours stop in Columbia, South Carolina?
Brian: I don't think they want to be endlessly depressed by the people and the state of the city.

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Steve: Oh no, I have to travel to Columbia, South Carolina for work.
Brian: Make sure you take your little brother's beat up car, and make sure you lock it. If you do both of those, there's a chance that someone actually won't break into the car and steal your seats.

University of South Carolina 

Everything that Clemson is, minus the awesome girls, campus, spirit, and education. A place for kids who would really rather be at Clemson but can't read.
when evil men die, god sends them to the University of South Carolina.

miss south carolina 

A stupid chick that thinks her looks(even if not attractive) will make up for the lack of knowledge and intellect and personality that is missing... such as like miss south carolina.

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
Girl:"Israel is occupying Arab land"
Me:"Are u kidding? read ya history and shut up you 'miss South Carolina.''
miss south carolina by Noctaeono September 24, 2007

salley, south carolina 

Salley, SC is one big retirement home. A town where people move to die. Salley, SC is home to about 450 people and is known for its annual festival, the Chitlin Strut. The town literally celebrates hog intestines, but in a town so small what else is there to celebrate?

Camden, South Carolina 

a crappy little town.
with a walmart and lowes.
supposedly "historic"
whatever.
they have historic camden. with 3 buildings. not.historic.
I went to Camden, South Carolina the other day.
was it fun.
no, dont go their.

Easly South Carolina 

This town is easily boring. All that's to it is a pitstop to the next town. No one would miss it if you didn't know it was there.