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Helena College 

An all-white private school located in the Perth Hills of Western Australia that implements the International Baccalaureate system, a nifty financing trick which requests a hefty sum of 15k a year from students parents. The notion is that they provide a prestigious level of education over government schools like Eastern Hill]. But since half of the staff own an Audi, it's pretty clear they don't have much integrity and would rather bust their budget on another trip to the local casino.
Davo: "Look at that rich cunt sitting over there with the all blue uniform and everything, I bet he goes to Helena College"
Warren: "Gotta feel sorry for him honestly, he's probably gonna go broke in the near future"
Helena College by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018
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Helena, Montana 

One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.
Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
Helena, Montana by The NinJay January 2, 2012

Helena Noé

Helena Noé is an incredible person. She is funny, smart, kind, beautiful and talented. You should know that her beauty is from the inside as well as the outside. Her smile is simply breathtaking. If you know a Helena, be thankful for it.

helena grace 

A person so awesome and loving that she fills peoples hearts with joy. She is usually very good looking and has a good sense of humor.
funny cool loving Helena grace
helena grace by Haha I'm a beast December 3, 2013

Helena-Bennet 

Knowingly doing something bad, morally wrong, selfish or dishonest against someone because you think they deserve it.

Named after the time a young lad found a purse on an empty bus containing £100 cash, and a bus pass belonging to one "Helena Bennet". (whom he thought he did not know) the young lad looked the girl up on facebook (to see if he could return the money) and found her to be a complete teenage popular girls bitch who bullied many of his friends, constantly stole money from her mum to buy weed, skipped out on classes and gave all the teachers a hard time because she thought she was too good for them.

The young lad burned the purse and bus pass, threw the ashes in a bin and kept the money for himself.
Guy 1: You'll never guess who I bumped into the other day at while working at the garage, Theo!
Guy 2: Oh fuck man, I hated that dickhead, bullied me in high school non-stop
Guy 1: Yeah I know, he came in for a brake light fix.
Guy 2: Did you fix it for him?
Guy 1: Fuck that, Pulled a Helena-Bennet, Busted his motor while he was out and told him it would cost him a couple of grand to fix, ended up with £2000 of his money at the end of the day

*then the two guys go on a night out, celebrating*
Helena-Bennet by 456gvweryh6 March 30, 2017

Helena Noguerra 

A beautiful and talented singer from Belgium. She was born in 1969 (gets 42 years old this May) and still looks like a young woman in her late twenties. She has a soft & sexy voice, she also combines and tries different kinds of music. Most people know her for the Main Theme of the Japanese Video Game Bayonetta, which she sung.
She sings in English, French & Portugese.
Don't you think that Helena Noguerra looks so much younger than Lady Gaga?
Yes, you're right!

Helena DoDo Birdd 

Helena DoDo Bird, is a magestic animal, she gets along with turtlees and dogs, she is outrageously beautiful and veery talkative, this creature is nocturnal, she likes to pull alnighters but she cant do it like billly,Oh , she is very clueless at times and hates to ponder.
daaaaayum; is that a Helena DoDo Birdd?