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unicorn goals 

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn
unicorn goals by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016
1: A single-horned creature with either a horse or goat's body, rumored to have mystical powers

2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.
"I've only known two unicorns in my life. They both earned that title by having special and unique personalities."
unicorn by vampire!eric August 9, 2016

unicorn rainbow 

Unicorn rainbow is when a boy cums onto your vagina and rubs it to your asshole
Wanna make a unicorn rainbow?

unicornfication 

When someone shoves a spear though the back of your head exiting the front so the tip makes you look like a Unicorn.
"That guy just got stabbed though the head and now totally looks like a Unicorn"
"Oooo nasty, a brutal unicornfication"

Unicorn fisting 

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved

unicorn blood 

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish
i dont have any unicorn blood