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Johnny Hardwick 

The man who played “Dale Gribble” on “King of The Hill.” He was one of the greatest men to ever be born on this planet.
Rest in piece, Johnny Hardwick-I-I mean… Rusty Shackleferd.
Johnny Hardwick by \\VHM// January 9, 2024

Johnny Sundae 

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.
“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”
Johnny Sundae by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024

Johnny o groats 

A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.
Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.

johnny tinkleberry the 38th 

person 1: hey johnny tinkleberry the 38th
johnny: big balls

johnny tinkleberry the 18th

Johnny Cage 

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT
Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!