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salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.
I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.
salamander sponge by j7fk13 September 24, 2011

Crazy Salamander 

An observant, pretty creature that can exhibit cougar-like, impulsive behavior. The Crazy Salamanders have very sensitive ears and are allergic to flea bites. When they feel their young is threatened, their first instinct is to go for the nipples.
Chelsea: Would you call me an observant, pretty creature?
Brandon: No, I'd call you a Crazy Salamander.
Crazy Salamander by rastaroni February 25, 2010

Salamanca school 

Salamanca is full of kids vaping in the bathroom . Some kids are normal but most of them are just pick me or think their popular when everyone really don’t like them. Some kids switch up one day they like you the next day they hate you
Salamanca school by jskaokw November 4, 2021

Greasy Salamander 

The act of egging a house or other dwelling. The term originated in the town of Mapleton, Iowa, where it is commonly used in, among other areas, to this day.
Let's pull a greasy salamander on Ricardo's house tonight!

salamander 

a word meaning sweet, nifty keen, rock on dude.
"Whoa. Those photos are so salamander."

"I went to the movies today."
"Salamander"
salamander by The Real Rebecca September 1, 2008

Salamander 

A horrible trick invented by the all encompassing mighty master Andrew where one licks two fingers and wipes them on the victims face
That Salamander you gave me left a rash!!
Salamander by Ytuk Werdna July 14, 2003