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WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY? 

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove
Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

Gummy Bears 

The act of an old person taking out his/her dentures, and chewing on someone's arm and/or hand, the gums giving a squishy feeling on the victim' arm or hand is what gives it the name "gummy bears".
Jimmy: Dude, you look like you've been traumatized. What happened to you?
Erik: My grandfather gave me gummy bears when I told him that I didn't want him to keep buying me books and prune juice as christmas presents.

flaming gummy bears 

Those flaming gummy bears got me sooo drunk last night
flaming gummy bears by gummybizzle October 31, 2010

Gummy Beard 

A Gummy Beared is when a handful of gummy bears are licked and applied to the face to make it look like a beard made out of gummy. This word was first pioneered in the blog www.thecliarnival.com
"I licked a bunch of gummy bears, stuck them to my face, and now I have a Gummy Beard"
Gummy Beard by The Cliarnival2 April 28, 2010

gummy bears 

squishy little creatures that live in the land of Alps. Best flavor is pudi.The most unique undescribable flavor yet. Can only be caught my majestic tongues.
While on his sweet journey he brought back some soveniors of rainbow gummy bears.
gummy bears by alfalfajuice March 24, 2009

team gummi bear 

An exclusive group founded by Carol D. The group is centered around the worshiping of diner Dan. Gummi bear stands for good uvulas makes more interesting bodies eat angry rodents. Members of this club enjoy working at strip clubs and eatting chicken and waffles. They all have matching lower back tattoos of a large hairy spider. Initiation into the club includes stuffing the initiants mouth with grapes and having them shoot the grapes at old ladies that walk by
"I saw that girl from team gummi bear today. Her lower back spider tattoo was sooo hawt."
team gummi bear by Cathy McLovin December 1, 2013