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Tite cruncher 

so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country
vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak
Tite cruncher by Le epic 9gagger December 20, 2018

Kapok cruncher 

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.
Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

Cornish cruncher 

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."
Cornish cruncher by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Tooth Cruncher 

The man with the biggest penis in the world who is also incredibly sexy
I just want to kiss that man so badly, he’s a real tooth cruncher.
Tooth Cruncher by Mudsub December 6, 2021

cornstarch cruncher

A word to describe a usually typical white make or female because they don’t have much taste in food.
That ratchet slut was also a damn cornstarch cruncher not even seasoning her food.

Male Cruncher 

"He's such a male cruncher."

"Excuse me a what?"

"Idk check urban dictionary"

*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
Male Cruncher by LilSkirt January 2, 2022