tomah high school 

Tomah high school is were people that like to smoke the weed and where they smoke them there ciggerates at the age of 15 and we’re there are teen pregnancy

I wanna go to tomah high school because I wanna smoke lots of things

tomah high school by Gangaboy March 8, 2018

Thomas Bradley Scale 

The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.

Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.

Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.

“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”

“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”

Thomas Bradley Scale by OmarTurk April 13, 2020

Tomasso 

A Tomasso is an old-world Italian gentleman who will open and hold the door for you without a second thought to it. He has a heart of gold and a smile that can kill. You can ask anything of him as long as it doesn't threaten him or anyone he loves or holds dear. Don't get on this guys' bad side though, you will find yourself in a very bad place.

He likes cars and nature, and a favorite color is green.

He is a gentleman at a gentleman's best.

Many females should want to know a Tomasso, for people like them are rare.

"Chivalry is dead."

"No it's not, Tomasso is still here."

Tomasso by Sunshineflower34 March 16, 2012

tom ass foolery 

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

tom ass foolery by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER 

the sexiest mf alive

Thomas Brodie-Sangster is mine

THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER by vanessabrodie-sangster February 8, 2021

Thomas Jefferson Syndrome 

When white men secretly want to have sex with black women.

You know deep down John Boy is a chocoholic who wants to have sex with Shanika. Yup, he's got a case of Thomas Jefferson Syndrome alright.

Thomas Jefferson Syndrome by Po Black Pussy February 28, 2009

Tomasso 

A Tomasso is an incredibly rare human being. The ultimate protector, he's family oriented and will more than likely bend over backwards for anyone.

Extraordinarily attractive.

"Did you see that guy? His name is Tomasso."

"Yeah, that name suits him and his looks."

Tomasso by jambo45 April 28, 2013