fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

fuck up a one car funeral procession by grataballi October 23, 2005

shut up no one cares day 

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all

its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care

shut up no one cares day by annoyingpenis November 1, 2019

The One Man Fuck Up 

is the one friend who fucks up everything your friend group does and ruins the entire Fucking Experience for evryone. They are also the most retarded, autistic peices of shits in the world.These peoples name consist of. Will, Bob, Jeff or Jeffery, Mark, Luke, And Eric. Watch out for these people ladies and gents this people will ruin your life.

Mark shoplifts and you guys get arrested

"Jesus Mark Your The One Man Fuck Up

The One Man Fuck Up by Gibbys are not gay December 19, 2019

one finger push-up 

An Anime stunt that involves doing a push-up with your pinky. Often used in more unknown animes’.

Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???

one finger push-up by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap 

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap by General America December 19, 2010

one pant leg rolled up 

A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.

Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.

one pant leg rolled up by missliss April 15, 2008

one hell of a gobbed up mess 

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

one hell of a gobbed up mess by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005