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Lunar Landing 

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

Lunar Landing 

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

Lunar Landing 

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

lunar cycle

A euphemistic way of referring to a woman's menstrual period.
Girl: I'm not feeling so chipper today. I'm on my, um...

Boy: Your lunar cycle?
Girl: Yes!
lunar cycle by Hymen Roth September 20, 2016

Lunar Crevice 

When sitting down the trousers of the person are slightly pulled down revealing the ass crack through the seat.
Wow. Mrs Smith has a massive lunar crevice at the moment!
Lunar Crevice by Ratmast_er October 2, 2017

lunar blood 

A cult who spends their free time talking about explicit activities.
“You’re not in lunar blood, take that shit somewhere else.”