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Kathryn Sally Angstadt 

Like the cutest thing on the fucking planet, has an impossibly great taste in music, has smol floof, tiny freckles everywhere, good curves, the BEST sense of humor, IS a smol floof, loves wholesome memes, has love for every person on the fucking planet, and basically human perfection.
“Kathryn Sally Angstadt, I wubs you with all my heart and you are the cutest heckin bean on the fucking planet and I hope to be yours someday.”
Kathryn Sally Angstadt by Papperoni September 30, 2018
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Kathryn K. 

A bitch who just has to follow everyone all he time. She will get hurt by people but go back to them because they are "cool". She can't understand that hanging out with "popular" people doesn't make you "popular". She gets mad over the stupidest the. Sh wi hate a friend just for fucking ASSUMING they're wearing make-up. Also A selfish whore, bitch, and all around asshole.
Kathryn K. by VVdoge May 28, 2019

Kathryn Wojik 

A very beautiful girl who will always be there when you need her. She is usually very funny and can make you laugh till your butt drops. She is alsp very kind. But just dont forget...she can be like...REALLY stupid.
Human 1: Hey, dude, look at the new girl

Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik

Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty

Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd

Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!

Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---

Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived

Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*

Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived

Human 2: Ummm.....

*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*

Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*

* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*

Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...

*Human 1 calls dad*

Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh

The end
Kathryn Wojik by Sgsislife March 14, 2018

Kathryn wylie 

Someone who sees you and acts like they don't. They act hungover when in reality they just have social anxiety. Don't participate in class assignments but somehow end up with a good grade. ;)
Did you know Kathryn Wylie was in our class??
Yea I sat next to her and she acted like she didn't see me
Kathryn wylie by Wa12930248 September 18, 2018

Kathryn Weldi

An amazing friend who you are lucky to have. Has a dirty mouth and makes fun of her friend with no intention to hurt them. Underestimates and denies her intelligence and abilities and says she is dumb but she is not. If you have a Kathryn as a friend or girlfriend you are extremely lucky and NEVER give her up. She can make you laugh without even trying and she will brighten your day in the blink of an eye she is the greatest friend anyone could have.
“Hey,I just got a new friend named Kathryn
“Damn your lucky!!”
Kathryn Weldi
Kathryn Weldi by Kimia Walker December 8, 2018

kathryn shank

the biggest bitch you’ll ever know
You know that girl in math class, yeah she’s a total kathryn shank”
kathryn shank by Aspen188399 September 8, 2020

kathryn_hix

literally the coolest person to ever exist. she's amazing, she's talented, she's beautiful, she is the moment. honestly she's so amazing and cool i think that some guy named tom holland should ask her out...please.
"who's kathryn_hix"
"only the coolest person ever t exist my g"
kathryn_hix by kaffytaffy1212 April 8, 2022