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A very beautiful girl who will always be there when you need her. She is usually very funny and can make you laugh till your butt drops. She is alsp very kind. But just dont forget...she can be like...REALLY stupid.
Human 1: Hey, dude, look at the new girl

Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik

Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty

Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd

Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!

Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---

Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived

Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*

Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived

Human 2: Ummm.....

*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*

Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*

* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*

Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...

*Human 1 calls dad*

Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh

The end
by Sgsislife March 14, 2018
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