ancient pp 

a rusty looking ancient pp with some ancient letter written all over it legend say the one who hold this pp will get his pp written with some ancient letter on the next day

max discover the ancient pp and he touch it
the next day max look at his pp and he saw a bunch of text written all over his pp.

ancient pp by nin the god December 19, 2021

Ancient Wind 

A fart that had refused to release moments previous. When released, it smells rancid and horrible enough for people to vomit.

Kamden: Ewww, dude! Did you just fart?
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!

Ancient Wind by Karambyte January 19, 2022

Ancient little dick 

A nickname for a bro or homie.

George: Ayup ancient little dick?
Micheal: hey I’m not ancient!
George: why didn’t you deny the little dick part?
Micheal: Uhhmmmmm…..

Ancient little dick by SomeKidig_ April 13, 2022

ancient age fighter og 

Sean green

Ancient age fighter og is here and old as hell

ancient age fighter og by Theonlykida July 21, 2022

Ancient Fag 

Someone that's been involved with a group or moment from the dawn of time (internet)

Robs dad is such an Ancient Fag, he has been talking about this since before 4Chan existed!

Ancient Fag by Astro_Will September 15, 2022

Ancient Penis Wisdom 

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

Ancient Penis Wisdom by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Ancient Penis Wisdom 

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

Ancient Penis Wisdom by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023