scatch 

portuguese boys between the ages of 15 and 24, usually titled with generic names, including matthew, mike, derek, samuel, etc. these young men mostly have common portuguese last names, such as pereira, or anything ending with "ereira". these young men are usually of sub-par intelligence, but have overall good intentions.

check out that scatch trying trade a quarter for two fives! what an00b hax0r.

that scatch is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.

i bet that scatch's first name is matthew. and i bet his last name is pereira.

scatch by andrewLOLMATTHEW! January 15, 2006

Snatchy McSnatcherson 

Someone who grabs something very hastily.

At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

Snatchy McSnatcherson by JaneLuvsTarzan January 23, 2009

Snitch Master 

one who has made a name for him/herself by running his/her mouth about and to the wrong people.

Best used out of context.

for other variations refer to "Snitchy, Snitch Queen, Snitch Bitch (only to be used when talking about old ladies), Snitchy Jones and Snitchy McSnitcherson."

"yo check out dat gurls turquoise slacks!" - Ryan
"she's walkin like a snitch master!" - Cara
"real talk, dusty" - Ryan

or

"bro, i got this snitch waiting in my crib" - Connor
"real talk?!" - Matt
"nah son, but on the real, can i hit you up for some bertolli and im tryin to jump bones" - Connor

Snitch Master by Matt (dusty) Smith July 19, 2010

Snitch 

A blue alien with pointy teeth. Also a paper cutout that hides in a phone case.

Hey! Let's watch Lilo and Snitch!

Gimme that paper Snitch

Uh, Snitch why are you hiding in my phone case?

Snitch by Invisible.strudel November 12, 2019

Work Snitch 

-Always goes to the boss and tells on everyone for everything.

-Always trying to stir up drama
-Seth Springer

Man, Seth is such a work snitch. We should slap him!

Work Snitch by KingFarticus April 5, 2020

Top Snotch 

Form of female gratification on some image boards. The words "Rated Top Snotch" appear on the image of one deserving female poster. "Snotch" is a combination of the words snatch and notch. Hmm yea.

This girl is so fucking hot, she's rated Top Snotch.

Top Snotch by m00nc0re June 8, 2007

snitch food 

food given to a snitch, which is bullets.

I gave that fag some snitch food.

snitch food by Adam Sko June 3, 2006