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SHIMMER JOHNSON 

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
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shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.
Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"
shimmed a gib by nimst March 20, 2024
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SHIMMER SPHINCTER 

Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.
My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.
SHIMMER SPHINCTER by MiniThick January 1, 2025

Shimming 

Busting a bodacious nut while simultaneously excreting bombastic pieces of waste from your anular rectum
Shimming by The Shimmer January 15, 2025

shimmidy timbles 

common British slang, though its meaning varies from person to person
oi rioght shimmidy timbles
shimmidy timbles by deeveeesss March 31, 2025

Shammiel 

my little annoying hb who harrasses women for a living and plays valorant in his basement and wants to suck lebron off
YO SHAMMIEL STOP HARRASSING WOMEN !!!!!!
Shammiel by littlegooner420 April 17, 2025

Shimmey Shim 

The word literally means pure cocaine. The finest cocaine on the streets. Top grade Coke that is broke off off the brick.
He was tired of laced coke so he found a new plug who offered that shimmey Shim.