Patty O'furniture

Patty O'furniture is the owner of a kickass woodworking business called Patty O'concepts that makes sweet American and Texas flags out of wood and can be found on facebook.

Did you hear that Patty O'furniture started a business called Patty O'concepts?

I just bought a massive custom made flag from Patty O'furniture and it's badass!

Patty O'furniture by TXsoldier429 December 20, 2016

furniture salesperson 

A poor bastard who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and bedding. One who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. A person who listens to constant whinning about prices, listens to rambling about a house decore they don't give a shit about. When this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!

customer= JUST LOOKING!
furniture Salesperson- can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?

furniture salesperson by mannman November 10, 2009

moving furniture 

A highly developed metaphor used to describe the act of consuming alcohol. Used as code during school hours when one wants to be secretive about performing this act. Sometimes includes the use of the dolly, or beer bong, a device designed for the faster movement of furniture. One can either move chairs, couches, or king sized beds when referring to the amount of furniture moved.

Tom was moving furniture last night, which resulted in his sore back this morning.

Bmac tried to move a king sized bed and got completely shiavoed.

moving furniture by NA123 July 20, 2008

Furniture 

Habbo Furniture are mostly known as the currency in Habbohotel, or mostly.- As known we can't use Habbo Credits in Habbo, so mostly people playing Habbo would mostly call Furniture their currency.

"Gemme two furniture and both must be 3 coiners"

Furniture by Chronicling May 2, 2006

moving furniture 

To have phone sex.

"Ayo megan what you do last night?"
"Dude i was moving furniture all night im so tired."

moving furniture by so cool dude May 9, 2009

Move Some Furniture 

1) To discreetly say that you need to poop

2) Take a huge poop

(person A):You want to come over and play some pool?

(Person B):No dude sorry, I gotta move some furniture

(Person A): Can't you do it later?!

(Person B): No

Move Some Furniture by Lou Craven July 1, 2009

furniturized 

this word means that your home is well furnished. it’s basically an acronym.

your home is well furniturized!

furniturized by Rhea Suidan June 17, 2022