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Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.
Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!

Bangkok Tumbleweed 

When performing sexual intercourse with a transgender partner, the Bangkok Tumbleweed is executed by aggressively ripping the partners pubic hair out, rolling it into a ball and stuffing it deep inside their throat.
Somsak: "I was fucking him/her/it last night real good but I had to spice things up."
Prasoet: "So what'd you do?"
Somsak: "I gave him/her/it a wild Bangkok Tumbleweed"

Bangkok Blowback 

During missionary, while thrusting hard to bring your partner to pleasure, she farts so hard that it lifts your ballsack up mid-thrust
I was hammering away at Sally so hard she farted and gave me a Bangkok Blowback.
Bangkok Blowback by stoicfather December 4, 2024

Bangkok Broiler

When your asian hooker cooks you rice with nothing but her ass.
If you want a good Bangkok Broiler head on down to my favorite noodle shop called Pho No Look Who At They Let In The Back Door. The ladies are steamin.
Bangkok Broiler by The.Good March 18, 2025

Bangkok Broiler

When a chinese hooker cooks you rice with nothing but her ass.
If you want a good Bangkok Broiler head on down to my facorits noodle shop Pho No Look At Who They Let In The Back Door.
Bangkok Broiler by The.Good March 18, 2025

purely bangkok 

A person who only sleeps with chicks with dick
Person 1: See Trevor hitting on that girl with the bulge in her jeans. We should warn him. Person 2: No man. Trevor is purely Bangkok. Don't worry
purely bangkok by Dexter Hulk April 27, 2019